Cracked Eggs

Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.

Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

crack whore

The basic definition of a girl who is a major whore and everyone knows it. She gets called it constantly, and she sucks dick, or does 69, for crack.

....and she steals people's stuff and always annoys people

Hannah Dew sucks cock, so therefore, she = a crack whore.

by WDKBTBRRSHD October 5, 2009

office crack

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

by critter getter September 18, 2007

virtual crack

1. World of warcraft. Essentailly, it is crack on a disc. It trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. The "WoW" addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can't help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a "trip" to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. It is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.

WoW Addict: "Common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!"

Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."

WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"

It's virtual crack

by Anonyms. February 6, 2007

crack nigger

A person of any race who has enslaved themselves to crack cocaine.

That crack nigger smokes his entire paycheck up in a day.

by Black Ninja April 14, 2006

That Shit is Crack

instead of saying something is good, or swell

" I smoked some crazy pot, that shit is crack !"

by Tom Stein February 19, 2009

Tobacco crack

When you are having sex in the doggy position and look down on a womans arse crack only to see copious amounts of arse hair. Thus resembling half a pound of roll your own tobacco wedged between her cheeks.

I shagged this pig last night but she had a Tobacco Crack.

by afcb stu October 11, 2006