Milking the Cow

A sex act where a guy cums on a girl's boobs then as he lies down with his mouth open, the girl wipes the cum from her boob into his mouth using motions similar to milking a cow.

I was milking the cow with Simon last night so I didn't have to swallow.

by loosecheeks January 1, 2012

sea cow cow pow wow

They're partying, partiers. Sea cows and cows having a pow wow

I don't know I just made a word up, I just really like this thought, of space cow . Sea cow cow pow wow

by Headass3000 November 10, 2017

Cow Tippin'

Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"

by Maijala April 7, 2011

Cow Bong

when you fill a bong with milk instead of water

yes madamm this cow bong is both delicious and delectible

by dj marky math marsesist February 22, 2009

cows on ice

milk with ice cubes in it. seven year old girls drink it thinking its a really cool fancy drink when really it just tastes like cold milk

My sister had cows on ice to drink for lunch. It tastes horrible

by Superkenn November 26, 2013

cow titty

a cow titty is universally called "the udder"

The farmer loved touching the cow titty, for it was the only titty he could get

by Dicklicker3001 April 9, 2017

Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper

"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"

by Gailisaqueerfucker February 25, 2017