cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.

My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019

Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.

My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

Clocked

To get caught in a lie; typically used in a group of mates.

Put your phone away before you get clocked by the teacher!

by SkinnyPeanut May 21, 2018