black carpet

when you don't wipe well and you get a poop stain going up your crack

You see that hes got a black carpet

by BigkingLee March 20, 2016

carpet equilibrium

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.

No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.

by richinventor January 30, 2016

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

magic carpet rizz

Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes

AYY Dayyan got the magic carpet rizz 🔥

by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023

Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

by VAN MAN July 31, 2013

Red carpet syndrome

The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'

Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'

by Eggplant1313 June 14, 2018

carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023