Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.

I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.

by frosty dog September 30, 2019

Carpet Turd

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

by Wink666 March 20, 2009

carpet's

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

carpet juice

The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.

Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”

by MegaHighSchoolLevelGay January 16, 2021