when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it
by bbbyyy177 November 12, 2023
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Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.
by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025
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Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai
by Takoshi Makalashidi July 14, 2022
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Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.
by MeSsiBoI May 2, 2022
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