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canadian coldhole

The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.
Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!
canadian coldhole by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

canadian coldhole

The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the

melted snow drips out.
Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!
canadian coldhole by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Dodgeball 

Tim- "Wanna play some Canadian Dodgeball later?"
John- "Grow up, Tim"

Canadian Thanksgiving 

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum
My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.

Canadian speedball 

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.
A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.
Canadian speedball by LOLSushii February 7, 2021

Canadian cocaine 

Some really good Cocaine.
Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.