Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.

Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.

by Chiefer Sutherland May 22, 2017

fuck your bullshit

a describing of someone ending a ridiculus conversation on a person

A : I offer you $200 for a fridge
B : You scammed me, Fuck your bullshit!

by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022

G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.

"That's some G-max bullshit right there"

by Wangomango September 19, 2021

Bullshit button

A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)

A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit

by ASS MONKE October 1, 2022

Bullshit vote

During the run-up to an election, all manner of extravagant promises are made, and after the election nothing is done.

The ruling party won with a bullshit vote because nothing has improved since they've held power

by Ruerzi May 13, 2011

bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 7, 2021

Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.

by Kuehlstein February 22, 2018