When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...
by Lind478& May 04, 2018
by GutCassidy February 05, 2025
When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
by Oklahoma tingler December 28, 2022
When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
by Farcical May 08, 2024
yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium
by Farcical April 21, 2024
When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin
by Heavy D Dingleberry January 24, 2016