sand blaster

A girl with a mouth full of sand gives a guy a blow job, and his shaft is scrapped uncomfortably by each individual grain. Needless to say, the experience isn't enjoyable for either party, and the couple is hopefully wasted on a beach - otherwise why the fuck would her mouth be all sandy.

Kate got drunk and sand blasted some dude on the beach.

by JohnBon August 20, 2005

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Swing batter, Swing

While receiving a blow job, just before the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a baseball bat, as you ejaculate. If you knock her over, it is considered a double. If you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.

Variation: Oral Piñata

I'm going to swing batter, swing that bitch tonight.

Are you gonna go for a home run?

Oh hell yes.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

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Battered Sav

A man who is having sexual intercourse with a woman/man on the beach. He then pulls out his penis, dips it in the sand, and then goes back to the sexual intercourse.

Gary gave Jill a battered sav.

by Benbow September 7, 2007

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santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008

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