A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
Notable Groups and individuals:
•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.
•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.
•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.
• Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.
•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.
•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.
•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.
• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
I hate you!!! Go to Crystal River middle school!!!
by IloveCats!!! April 23, 2023
by Weedables December 05, 2017
Indian River Middle School is, filled with fake ass people and it’s a hell hole that know one should go to.
by Sarah Combs February 14, 2020
The baddest fish catching motherfuckers on the face of the motherfucking planet. Also known for stealing your wives, girlfriends, and daughters(see: Jody), fucking them, and throwing them to the curb like last week’s takeout.
“Oh shit look at that motherfucker stacking striped bodies on deck! He must be Savannah River Chain Gang..... oh shit; where’s my wife and daughter???”
by Danielrushisafag September 18, 2018
School filled with a bunch of basic daddy’s money jock republicans and it’s basically a small college because it’s so big and funded. Everyone here thinks they are the shit
by uhhhhsnfjek November 09, 2020
by falolout August 04, 2010
They are short, mean, average looking boys who think they are so cool and all they do is chase the Kinkaid girls. They have bad BS and have no game. Can’t play sports either.
robs girl 1: the river oaks baptist boys are so mean and annoying
Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate
Robs girl 2: I know all they do is hook up with Ava, Brisa, and Anna Cate
by Jddjck ofi December 22, 2019