Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
by Emmadilemma1305 March 20, 2019

by HopperTBH March 13, 2021

by TheHuman10008 January 9, 2022

THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane
by trfygubhjknlm May 8, 2019

A proclaimation made at any expanse in which bass could be. I.E. - lake, river, pond, bay, bag of Swedish Fish, mug..ect
by Hulk Rincey November 25, 2009
