Show Bacon

Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.

Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?

"Dang, that car is some serious show bacon!"
"Aw honey, you are complete show bacon <3"

by kilowatthours June 21, 2019

Saul Bacon

Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.

Man wtf is this, it’s the Saul bacon in my sweet n spicy bacon burger

by Sal Bob September 30, 2019

bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

by meatballeater December 15, 2017

bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon

I own a bacon pig

by Kidviz October 11, 2017

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta June 24, 2016

ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016