31st of August

The day two sapphic bitches started dating, an international holiday.
"Omg today's 31st of august, let's go lesbeans!!!"
by chocolategore August 30, 2021
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August 6

Fortnite Burger day, the day you go to mcdonalds and ask for a fortnite burger
August 6 is fortnite burger day, we should all go to mcdonalds and ask for a fortnite burger, the look on the workers face will be awesome
by LovelyKohai October 15, 2019
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august 12

small dick day

if you're born on this date your dick is smaller than my toe
retarded friend: "im born on august 12th"
me: "you know thats small dick day right?"
by baraccobama October 29, 2019
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August 23

dark and dangerous or whatever but also the worst texter even though they super fun to be with in person still the worst on the phone. aka RC
hey she was born on august 23 she’s cool but definitely the worst texter
by kyle mysterious w October 17, 2019
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August 24

August 24 National kiss a stranger day go out there only if your single though if you are just go, go kiss a stranger
What are you doing go kissa stranger National kiss a stranger day August 24
by Loversam November 09, 2019
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August 8th

Anti-Simp Day
if you simp you're getting sent to simp jail until tommorow
It's August 8th, you cant simp for the whole day
by Rainzeez August 07, 2021
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August 2nd

National kill someone with a door day
On this day doors will have killing powers and will kill anyone who touches them
Edward: -opens door-
Madison: WAIT DONT ITS AUGUST 2ND
Edward: -dies of death-
by yorikeh September 28, 2021
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