Matt The Photographer

The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.
Matt The Photographer is really cool
by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017
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the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.
I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.
by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019
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matt cavanagh

Matt Cavanagh basically means that you have a chode, and that's ok if yo girl is into that kinda shit, but if not, I'm sorry for you ..
'OMG that boi I was wit last nizzle had a full on Matt Cavanagh, you know what I'm sayin G?'
by I CAME HERE TO DRINK MILK November 27, 2013
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matt fabish

A broken sol who enjoys wearing a leather equine mask while being whipped by an obese domanatirx while sitting on a road cone covered in hot sauce. Otherwise know as fat mabish
I got so fucked up last night I got matt fabished
by Blackbeard6969 October 08, 2019
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Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways
by Tom sagaloo November 05, 2018
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Matt Parry

Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.
'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'
by Poopoostain November 23, 2010
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matt sf

Although he is decent at Dota 2 in general (solely due to wasting over 6K hours ), he is globally known for his trash SF (Shadow Fiend). People thought Kabi mag couldn't be beaten until they saw Matt sf. Enough said.

He has mastered the Euls combo, but the game always ends before he even buys an Eul's scepter. This is very commonly due to excessive feeding middle. If someone was to question him, he generally replies with, "Wah, roaming supports, wehh, trilaned mid, Wehhhh."
Matt is easily one of the most mango I have ever seen in my life.
1)
Dave: "Have you seen kabi mag? Holy fuck its trash."
Tyrone: "yo, you need to see matt sf! I almost killed my self. Twice."
Dave: "Holy fuck! Idk which ones worse tbh!"

2)
"ffs matt sf?"
"gg, we fockin lost boys"
"anyone got a free leave?"
by dondanon February 13, 2018
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