Cannon

A very large marijuana joint.

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

Cannon Gage

Being Cannon Gage is when you would sacrifice everything for someone you care about.

I would Cannon Gage for you

by CAHERMAN March 3, 2022

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon

Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”

by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025

Bone cannon

Xander

Bone cannon odd the weed

by Ghantous May 17, 2018

Cannon

A boy who is nice but hides his emotions through his ego and thinks he is all that. He is a great person deep down but hides it. Follows the crowd and would be a great boyfriend but is too full of himself. You want to be his friend but he makes it so hard. Likes video games and shoes and cars is a flirt and player

Girl1. It is so hard to be friends with cannon even if he seems nice

Girl2 yea I know

by Alllallalalalalalala September 19, 2019