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stoner

someone who smokes more than 3 drugs , snorts coke , and is always h!gh🍃
allí ah: aye that dude adrian fine ash

malinda:gurl be careful he a stoner fr fr
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Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 8, 2021
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Stoner Vaporizer

It is a makeshift Vaporizer that consists of a normal bong and a blow dryer (hair dryer).

You pack your substance into the bong like normal, but instead of using a lighter, you use the blow dryer to "vaporize" the substance.

This is normally used when a stoner watches Manswers and realizes that the best way to get high is through vaporizer, but is to broke for a real vaporizer.
My, Stoner Vaporizer rips like a beat... I was as higher then i have ever been!!
by Go Google It! November 17, 2010
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stoner

Stoners are people who get stoned and like it. Usually pretty damn cool but get a bad rep from all that bullshit about pot being a gateway drug and that we'll all pressure you into doing drugs. Also tend to have a better appreciation for life and music and stuff.
dude 1: I wish everyone was a stoner
Dude 2: Yeah me too
Asshole: Ew you are stoners? Get your filthy peer ressure away from me liek oh mah ged
by Lord_Darkmoor August 5, 2017
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Granny stoner

It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.
by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023
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Stoner Stomach

The ill Stomach sensation after mixing foods while satisfying the munchies.
I believe i have Stoner Stomach from the Sushi, Strawberry milk, and Tapioca pudding not getting along Damn munchies.
by Lb Vsqz September 20, 2014
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cocker stoner

some one who is high or drunk the acts like a chicken or an asshole
your such a cocker stoner you need to chill
by Mason76817 May 8, 2020
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