When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.
Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.
by Capt. Woodlong April 1, 2022
Get the Motorcycle Posermug. A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.
The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020
Get the Posermug. To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, Like Julia Cortes
to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.
to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.
Julia Cortes is poser
by msyessiirr May 28, 2021
Get the POSERmug. He/she was a poser, because unlike him/her, the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Posermug. Someone who wants to be loved and accepted for who they say they are instead of who they really are.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021
Get the Posermug. a person who usually works in the fashion industry as a model because that's basically all they do is pose for pictures and such.
by that girl susan b July 24, 2009
Get the posermug. Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”
Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!
by 8408 :D October 8, 2022
Get the Posermug.