trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017

Big Mash Panda Face

Too describe an overly large, strangely round, and unusually pudgy face.

Thomas: Would you like to go for a drink with my friend, Deborah?
William: No, she just stares at me.
Thomas: That will be your big mash panda face.

by kamaal_yideen October 16, 2011

National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Panda

a cute bear that eats bamboo but can rip out your organs like any other bear.

that panda is so cute!

You do know that’s a bear that eats bamboo? It can and will kill you.

by Animal crossing October 11, 2021

Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.

Anto is such a session panda. I love him.

by OiGD October 17, 2008

PANDA+

Meaning:

Pansexual/romantic
Asexual
Nonbinary
Demisexual/romantic
Aromantic
+ is for any other sexual/romantic orientation or gender that is rejected by people outside and inside of LGBT+ community

Person 1 : Hey, have you heard about PANDA
Person 2 : You mean that cute animal?

Person 1 : Nah, I mean the PANDA+ community. It's for rejected sexualities and genders
Person 2 : Nice bro

by _yoka_ March 20, 2019