Mike LaTorres

1. The name version of "My Clitoris"

Did you see Mike LaTorres on the news last night?

by Mike LaTorres July 25, 2016

Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022

Miked up

Drunk as fuck -to the point of no return, crashing golf carts and shit. Pretty much just idlin' but reekin of vodka.

Man did you see that fool do a hit and run after the safety meeting in the buggy and then wreck that unit by the pond?! That dude's miked up.

by Rat jizz April 27, 2017

Mike Mowinski

A man who types like a chicken pecks the ground, and loves spare wibs!

When Mike Mowinski is ordering at Famous Dave's he orders spare wibs!

by Scum Lord Brayden January 12, 2017

Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt whether serious or a funny kahoot name in class is is the most serious thing in the world calling someone "my cunt"

Hey man so do you know Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt who is that
Haha I made you say my cunt

by AntTheSauceGod April 10, 2022

Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

by GRAW June 15, 2009