Been a while, think I might go home and bend the wife over the washing machine and clear the cannon
Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon
Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon
by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night”
“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
“Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021
The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
by Yaa boi June 24, 2017
Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020