When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.
Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.
by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025
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Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
Dude: don’t worry it’s a glass cannon, you should be able to blow it up
by VesperTheCoffeeAddict August 2, 2022
Get the Glass Cannon mug.It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon
Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025
Get the Pirates cannon mug.A fairly nice dude, but be careful there is probably more to him than meets the eye. Honest, Fair, and Driven by an immense desire to succeed and make life better for those around him. Grew up tough but still has a good heart. Will generally be a good partner, although it might take him awhile to get it. Smart, although sometimes lazy. A man of tremoundous potential if he chooses to you it.
Girl 1: Have you met cannon?
Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...
Girl 2: Yeah he's an interesting one, seems like a likeable guy though...
by 7438793479837 August 31, 2022
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When you insert a large amount of powder into one's vagina, lift your legs into the air and queef to launch a puff of dust into the air.
Man, last night Courtney jammed some cinnamon in her cooch and queefed it out, it was like a dusty cannon
by Praatus July 5, 2025
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