zach

big black boi with thick legs and noodle arms he looks like a nerd but has the iq of a monkey but it makes sense cuz he is one and is super gay but not gay

zach is black

by adam johnathon October 12, 2022

zach

he is an amazing guy. Any girl will be lucky to have him. he is tall, cute, smart, funny, loyal, calm, and so much more.

i am so lucky to have a zach in my life.

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono

Zach why would you cut your hair?

by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021

Zach Harkleroad

It's a bitch, It's an asswipe, No... ITS ZACH HARKLEROAD he sucks dick and rides KTM, and has a long ass head.

Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.

Hey, its Zach Harkleroad that piece of shit.

by Daddylongnuts234 April 15, 2019

Zach

Actually bad, little skill in life. Probably with 2 big toes on one foot.

That guy is such a zach

by Sonny and josh May 4, 2021

Zach

A fat ass Christian who loves his mom and is extremely rude and he is probably a baseball player or soccer player and he gets mad really easily but is funny at the same time. He loves doing stupid shit but you love it.

Zach wanna go somewhere

Fuck no

by Jesses smalls February 23, 2020