Zach

Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for 11 months and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.

Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!

by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023

Zach Spellerberg

A sexy bad ass person that loves just one person for a long long time. He usually is short and has blonde hair. He also has the most perfect eyes.

I think Zach Spellerberg likes me.

by Erin Shingleburg April 24, 2018

zach butts

Badass mo-fucka who loves nipple tweaking and dragon blasting the fuck out of some hoes

Don’t make me go all Zach Butts on you bitch.

by ZBooty69 May 9, 2018

Zach

The person I would have had a crush on. But no.

He’s nice though. By NO, i mean NO.

Maybe back in 2019.

Zach, be on urban dictionary all the time. I’m too tired, I didn’t even ask him. Honestly we are too old for this so I’m going to not do this anymore.

by Mynameismaxine July 20, 2021

Zach

A very cracked fortnite player who has a small penis. Also Tom can't guard him.

Zach 14-0 rylan in fortnite

by Judy Got Cake September 28, 2021

Zach

Zach is the type of person t put others in front of himself. He likes to have fun and be popular but that doesn't always go his way. Most likely single although he would make a good BF. He will do anything for a girl he likes.

Zach is just amazing in everything he does.

by INeedSomeoneInMyLife January 3, 2019

Zach

a perverted man or boy that will rape every girl in site .

OMG hes raping, her he must be a Zach

by your local slut December 19, 2019