I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.

This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by grootunknown January 2, 2025

Woke

The act of being in an allegorical state of mind; being in allegory
To be awake in a sense of reality; awakening to the truth.

I became woke when I realized every aspect of life was not as I thought.
My life became a lie when I became Woke.
I became Woke when I realized that artists, and people in power are modern day philosophers, and are woke themselves.

by wokephi May 15, 2018

Woke

An insult thrown by those who are disgusted at the ideology they may not be the supreme race, country or gender, and want to find a way to justify their facist, homophobic, misogynistic and racist views by putting the blame on the innocent. The people that use this word are the people who cheer when refugees and asylum seekers die at sea. If someone accuses you of being woke, they actually mean, you’re not enough of a cunt

“Wait you don’t like seeing refugees drown at sea? You’re so woke!”

by 10ting December 29, 2022

woke

being overly inclusive of people.

"Disney is so woke, like 90% of their characters are now either gay or a minority its so cool"
- Someone whos cringe

by anonymous October 26, 2022

Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 22, 2023

woke

awake, or thinking thoughts that are seemingly progressive

karen thinks she is woke because she calls her kid by his preferred name

by anonymous September 9, 2022

Woke

Not a dick.

Nick, the neon-nazi, shouted at the crowd "fuck off you woke bastards", which only served to make everyone feel better about opposing him.

by Firescientist June 18, 2020