retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him
by Marshallg1 June 05, 2023
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George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.
George Parker is like a spaghetti Bettie.
by Wordzzzzzzzzz.zz March 15, 2022
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Parker Flaster

Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G
Parker Flaster stole my dad.
by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
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Ivy Parker

Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.
Ivy Parker is someone I want to bow down to
by hsfffffff June 12, 2019
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Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply
(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it
by Im a dick parker September 03, 2018
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Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
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Parker ruhlen

Parker ruhlen 🤦 let’s start this off strong all Parker’s especially Parker ruhlen have small peepees, there all weird and are all jerk offs. Let’s say they don’t get any girls so the have look up anime porn.
Parker ruhlen (back of the track bus) “moan
Me (taking a picture for proof)

Parker ruhlen “fuck you. Delete it now”
by Saucy nugs February 14, 2024
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