what the fuck

exaggeration of the word "what", which expresses an interrogative attitude of the speaker, in many ways.

Variations:
"the fuck" -part is exchangable with "the hell", "the heck", etc.
"what" is exchangable with "who", "where", "when" etc.

What is that? - What THE FUCK is that?
What has just happened? What THE FUCK has just happened?
What is your name? - What the fuck is your name?
What are we going to eat tonight? - What the fuck...
etc

by moronicfuckup May 24, 2004

You Know What They Say

The bigger the sock, the harder the cock.

You know what they say..... the bigger the sock, the harder the cock

by TheDynastyYT March 8, 2018

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

what the crazy

a way to say crazy with more of a emphasis on crazy and said with negativity.

Michael: look at the dead possom!
Kevin: What the crazy!!

by michael chi October 20, 2006

What A Head

A call (comeback) invented by the Aussie Icon, SuperWog.
Best results acheved when said very quickly and loud.

e.g of "What A Head"
(paper ball gets thrown at Superwog)

superwog: WATAHEAD!

by adomatto March 6, 2010

whatchatinkdisis

something that some fat jamaican women say when they are mad. they mean to say "what you think this is?" but they say it really fast and it gets all jumbled together

Oh my god! how could you get that wrong?! whatchatinkdisis?!

by loismustdie2009 April 3, 2009

What the ham?

An expresion used in elementary school when you don't want to get detention for cursing. More sophisticated than saying what the heck.

*Teacher passed back tests.*
KID 1: What did you get?
KID 2: A
KID 1: What the ham?!? I got a D!

by Hatashi Bendari August 22, 2011