by aprils vigina November 28, 2014
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joe: yo you took my seat!!
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
pat: sorry didn't call fives
joe: get out of my seat you cum guzzling twat waffle
chris: dude he's serious
by Dj I<haled July 26, 2007
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Derived from the "Bat Mobile" from Batman, used to discribe a piece of shit car, usually covered with stickers and other cheap and nasty modifications and being driven by the local little chav idiot.
by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006
Get the twat mobile mug.An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).
Twat: "I'm banter personified"
Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."
Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."
Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
by Chinatowngirl February 28, 2011
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best girl 100/10
she's hella cute and an amazing friend please love her cause she deserves more
best girl 100/10
she's hella cute and an amazing friend please love her cause she deserves more
by chromie the loser January 27, 2019
Get the Toat mug.a guy/girl that is so pathetic they follow other couples around to parties and around school and ruin there fun. They dont understand that there only asked to 'tag-a-long'
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.
out of pity, and are to oblivious to realise they are not liked and people wish they would die.
tom: hey nicole looking forward to your party tonight
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him
nicole; i know, i can't wait!
dario: can i come please, ive got nowhere else to be and i'm afraid if i'm left alone i'll hurt myself.
tom/nicole: ok then errrr turn up at --
dario: i'll be there at 6, you cant take it back! i'm leaving, bye.
tom: jesus he's such a tag-a-long-twat
nicole: i know i hate him
by d a l November 24, 2006
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