Someone who is very bad at art. Or, he is ok i guess. But he is REALLY bad at designing yearbook covers, I mean like, if you saw his designs you may have to barf/bleach your eyes/ run into a pit. He also likes orange
by AmUnderYourBed March 2, 2023
by Cyanic August 30, 2022
This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.
Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same
by projectile pooping November 23, 2021
holy frick it's tommy
by raybeez February 10, 2022
Girl Dad and voracious lover of life. Big bouncy ever-ready badass. Rarely consistent always persistent. Speaks his mind constantly, but seldom ever asked. Hard on the outside, soft in the middle. You just have to know how many licks it takes. Once you are under him, you'll never get over him. Tommy, you're number 1.
You can always count on Tommy if you are craving hard salami.
Tommy is a meat and potatoes kind of guy who loves to eat roast beef.
Tommy is a meat and potatoes kind of guy who loves to eat roast beef.
by Jennymakeithappen August 25, 2022