Wizard

Ounce (Wizard of Oz)

Alright musher, couldn't sort us a wizard of bud could you?

by Rasklaat Robbie March 6, 2019

Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft

Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard

by WikiPediaUrbanDictionaryGrinde February 20, 2025

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.

Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."

by Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard March 21, 2024

Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com

Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.

by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021

Bread Wizard

A mentally challenged person that acts creepily around people younger than himself. Usually found near school area's although not closer than 500m away or cops usually get called.

We spotted a Bread Wizard near the kindergarten and called the police immediately.

by Willbot159 April 21, 2024

Chin Wizard

Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.

Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!

by postwil2000 July 13, 2012