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Ollie Poole

The man that everyone wants to be. He doesn’t want to make any enemies. It wasn’t the nicest thing to say. Run away from him. The man that’s been listed several times. He is a lister.
by Shakanzbs March 24, 2021
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Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white man who likes hanging around Asian girls by the swimming pool
Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
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Shirley around the pool

When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.
(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."

(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"
by The Kawaii Gay Child April 19, 2018
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tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025
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Lottie Poole

Aye big lad that’s Lottie Poole innit she got nice hair
by Oucjelesbbege April 7, 2021
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Pool-Netting

A sexual act in which multiple participants all stuff their testicles into one recipients anus/vagina, with the goal of fitting as many in as possible.
"You should come to Tanya's house on Wednesday she thinks she can set a new record for pool-netting."
by JamiesJam May 4, 2025
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Pool

Something that is closed.
Pool’s closed due to aids and stingards (also with aids)
by SomeoneWhoNeedMemes November 2, 2017
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