Grease

Sweet meth a great time passer when your not sleeping...cause your high, or usefull when doing everyday shit in a boring low population area , Yay!

Yo you got that grease. Hook, I got shit to do.

Or

Man you got some grease, I've been fiending all day!

by tweakedMind October 29, 2014

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014

kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws

Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely

by breag August 6, 2021

Grease filled Stew

When a party is so disgusting that when you bump into somone it feels like you just got mauled by a wet sea lion.

Last night was crazy after Shay's grease filled stew.

by Ggarfink January 23, 2017

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012