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Mayonnaise bull ride

When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
by StankN October 17, 2010
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cock and bull story

It is referred to an untrue or imaginary story
Spare me that cock and bull story, mind you, I can't be easily decieved.
by Wilna T January 26, 2021
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Raging black bull

When you bitchass black friend cant get any bitches and you tie rubber bands around their balls make them wear a thong, give them a wedgie, and whip the shit out of them. They then have to wear a thong and the rubber bands until their dad comes back or their balls shrivle and fall off. This results in said black friend raging, and subsequently acting like a “black bull”.

Ps: You can only do this once every few years so think twice before you pull out those rubber bands, it takes a while to recover!
To make this a more memorable experience you can use a shock collar and or a ball gag to make things a little spicier!
“ Jamal you better finish you meal or else daddys gunna give you a Raging black bull!”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 5, 2023
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Dirty Bull Nuts

Noun : Dirty Bull Nuts
The dirty testicles of a longhorn bull.
That longhorn sure does have some dirty bull nuts!

"Screw that, man, you wrecked my car so you can suck dirty bull nuts, asshole," said johnny as he trekked off angrily.
by Johnny [Jaywalker] February 4, 2009
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Pish Bulls Accent

Ability to pronounce every F as a P and every R as a S and have SBL, and have the urge of every word.
by BoyBee April 15, 2004
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Full Fucking Bull

A state of bullishness in which it is metaphysically impossible to impart any additional bullishness.
Yo, Gherk has done gone full fucking Bull on GME.
by Heaviest January 19, 2022
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to take a bull by the horn

To do things on their own(or to do things their way)rather than trusting someone else
When it comes to financial risk,they want to to 'take the bull by the horns.'
by krupali March 28, 2005
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