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Show Bacon

Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.

Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
"Dang, that car is some serious show bacon!"
"Aw honey, you are complete show bacon <3"
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019
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bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
by anothersteve January 18, 2017
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bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.
Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!
by Khanybus January 27, 2013
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Knuckle Bacon

The outer lip of the vagina that is a reddish color
That girl was so nasty , she had wicked Knuckle Bacon
by HotCosby05 October 17, 2021
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Bacon Sandwich

One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank
“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please
by Geesuswatchesabove101 March 12, 2020
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bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon
by Kidviz October 11, 2017
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going bacon

1. having a long streak of success e.g. in a video game.
2. the next stage of going ham.
A: that guy is having the biggest kill streak I've ever seen !

B: ... yep, he's going bacon !
by ThyHollowOne April 6, 2016
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