Mouse

THE BEST CAT IN THE WORLD

Mouse your the best cat

by Mouse 1616 May 10, 2019

Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Show

an event or location that attracts many people/tourists despite being completely absurd, nonsensical, or overpriced.

That carnival was a complete mickey mouse show.

by epic memmme August 11, 2019

Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019