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Lake Mary, FL

Lake Mary is a small suburban city located about 19 miles north of Orlando, Florida. As of 2017, roughly 16,474 people live there with 7 public schools, 5 private schools and 1 state college.

Lake Mary connects to I-4, one of the most dangerous highways in America which goes right though Orlando and where most business people commute to work. The city was just a small farm town until around the 1980's when the high school was built with many neighborhood houses also being built. Now most of those old farms have disappeared. The town hall was created in 1946 and is very small with its own small museum.

Generally the schools in Lake Mary are not bad. Lake Mary High School has two main rival schools which are Seminole High School and Lake Brantley High School. Lake Mary's nickname is Fake Mary due to the town being quite tame making their occupants appear fake at times. Lake Mary was once ranked the #4 place to live in America in the August 2007 issue of Money magazine. It was also ranked #38 most boring place to live in Florida by RoadSnacks in 2016.

The biggest problem with Lake Mary is that there is nothing to do. Teens in Lake Mary often hang out at Steak N' Shake, McDonalds, town hall, Greenwood Lakes Park and Target for fun. There is more things to do in Sanford and Orlando which are not too far away. Many people of Lake Mary do drugs and stupid acts for fun.

Overall the city is small and fine but lacks anything to do.
Lake Mary, FL also known as the City of Lakes or the City of Retention Ponds.
by FloridaMan360 March 13, 2019
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Silver Lake City

A town in Kansas that can also be referred to as gay baby lake, or cry baby lake, this place likes to pay off refs and cry about anything bad that happens, if you live here you like kissing the same gender.
Person 1: Hey I’m gay!
Person 2: When did you move to Silver Lake City?
Person 1: A couple nights ago!
by TpcSands November 13, 2021
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Lake Placid Surprise

A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?

Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2016
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Cass lake swirly

When a ho dances on your boat and you dunk her in the lake.
Lea told the girl to stop twerking on her boat, and then gave her a Cass lake swirly
by House wife of Cass lake September 6, 2021
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Drag The Lake

When you fuck the girls pussy so good, that the cum comes out when you pull out.
Damn baby! You really did drag the lake last night!
by Dirty Durr October 23, 2018
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White Bear Lake

A suburb od St. Paul, Minnestota that is the best known in the Northeast Metro for its drug use and chevs/chevettes . Teenagers tend to drop out of high school, have unplanned pregnancies, and never move out of they're parent's houses. If they go to college, it is usually to Century Community College because it is located in White Bear Lake and they can still live with their parents, who are usually working class burn-outs. The weed in White Bear Lake is tainted with various chemicals, which make everyone who smokes it crazy.
Why would you do that? White Bear Lake has bad weed and the chicks are chevettes.
by EliotThatMan April 25, 2011
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White Lake, MI

A suburb in the Detroit Area, White Lake is mostly populated with white trash who consider themselves "gangstas". One may find these rednecks parading about in unfashionably low pants and polos. They also sport very few teeth, and those that are remaining are atriously black. It has been said that at night, the couches and refridgerators planted on the dying lawns come alive and reproduce, placing their offspring on the innocent's landscaping. It is also extremely common to smell the aroma of burning garbage as early as five o'clock in the morning. This is because the city of White Lake does not repremand charring waste without a permit. The words "Oh, poor you." Are often followed after this location.
There go the White Lakians again, you know from White Lake, MI terrorizing the neighborhoods with Hickism.
by Zoë C. April 28, 2007
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