Mr Knights

If you have a teacher called Mr Knights, man are you lucky. That's all i have to say

"Have you got a teacher called Mr Knights?"

by youdontknowme.com July 14, 2022

Banana knighting

Cumming on a girls right shoulder and then left shoulder whilst singing the national anthem.

Mate, pulled an absolute blinder lastnight. Got involved with a bit o banana knighting with two birds. Forgot the words to the national anthem though. Cheeky.

by Stephaniekate88 June 19, 2018

The Promethean Knight

The worst fu*king thing in halo 4

Friend: I hate the Promethean knight it's the worst thing in halo 4

You: yeah your right!

by Zero sugar sunny-d April 20, 2022

Dawn Knight

The definition of a best friend. Always there for you, and always fun to be around.

If you want to know how to be a good friend, see Dawn Knight.

by Dr. Dreidel Sr. August 30, 2018

The Knight's Espionage

The most goated possible move in casual street rules chess, whereby a pawn instakills every single piece in its diagonal in both directions.

"Bro she played the knight's espionage - I was so cooked, there was no coming back from such an elite play."

by FreakyBoy25 May 5, 2025

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

by Sexydimma January 3, 2013

Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.

I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018