Don't go there

Don't talk about that, you're just going to dig yourself a deeper hole.

More generally, don't do (whatever was last mentioned), you'll regret it if you do.

Butthead: "Hey, what about if we call those queers 'fags' like 'normal' people?"
School counselor: "Don't go there."
Meaning: if you even mention it to anybody but me, you're just going to make it obvious to everybody how stupid you are.

"I think we should TP the Police Chief's house"
"Don't go there."
You'll be in a world of hurt if you even park in front of it with a roll of TP in your hand.

by APDamien October 10, 2018

No Not There

Dire Porno, Slave sex and if or accidentally putting your cock in a ass.

Alexis Porter : Oh daddy, No not there, Oh you little slut

Ian Ketcher : Yes you dumb bitch now shut up and let me duck

Alexis : Ohhhh I like the way you treat me

Ian : I'm gonna nutt

Alexis : 'josh's Ohhhhh

by Atreyu , Dayton , coley November 29, 2020

Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THESE army ARE A BIT TOO OBSESSIVE......

1st person: Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?! on UrBan DictIonary?

2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

For every bae, there is a boo.

The phenomenon in which every attractive bish with a booty has a douchey boyfriend nearby.

"i was at the bowling alley and I saw this really cute girl, but then she turned and hugged her boyfriend – sigh. For every bae, there is a boo."

by Rob Hard August 14, 2014

"there can only be one"

Reference to the Highlander movie and telvision series, where a race of Immortals try to behead each other in single combat for a mystical "prize". Used as a battlecry.

red_mc to red_mc1: I was playing as a red master chief first, "there can only be one" .

by chelydra July 31, 2007

There is no peter only zuul

one of the funniest and most memorable lines from Family Guy

Louis: Peter get out of the fridge.

Peter: There is no peter only zuul.

by jicherty August 6, 2009

you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution

"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.

I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004