Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019

slut cookie

the hottest juiciest girl ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She will make u nut with every breath.

OMG Chylar! You're such a slut cookie!!!

by epicgamermom April 27, 2022

cookie slut

A person who loves cookies way too much.

Can you guys believe how much of a cookie slut Josh is?

by PurpsJL November 4, 2017

Chair Cookie

Someone who contributes absolutely nothing to the world around them but merely sits there.

Student 1: Moe is such a chair cookie!
Student 2: Don't be so harsh. He got a 14 on that last math quiz!
Student 1: Yeah, but the teacher said she'd give us 14 free points for turning it in!
Student 2: Well, at least he turned it in.
Student 1: Actually, I found it on the floor and handed it in for him.

Student 2: Chair cookie.

by News Crew November 27, 2009

Coconut cookie

The worst possible thing to be called

Jacob is a coconut cookie

by Rasticmonster June 5, 2018

Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it

Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!

by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010

cookie trench

A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!

"I didn't see a SXS cookie trenchand when I hit it, it stopped me. Jammed me forward." ~JUP

by OregonDuneCrew July 1, 2019