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Steve Johnson

A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.

Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.

4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year

Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.

Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.

Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
by notstevejohnson September 22, 2011
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Steve-A-Reeno

The greeting/pet name for anyone named Steven, Stephen or Steve that you really like, but either have nothing else important to say to them or you can't recall their last name. May be followed by "Stevemeister", "Steve-O" and/or "The Stevester."
"HEY! It's Steve-A-Reeno! The Stevemeister. The Stevester. How's it going...dude?"
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Pinky Steve

The sexual act of wetting one's pinky, sticking it in an anus, and quickly retracting it to make a wet popping noise
Guy 1: Bro did you bang her last night

Guy 2: You know I did. Even gave her a little extra surprise

Guy 1: Pinky Steve?

Guy 2: (Troll face)
by Heff Garsha May 29, 2011
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Steve-A-Boom

when a person with the Name "Steven" has done something Good,Great,Cool, Funny,etc.
Hey i was talking to this girl named Tiffiny and she said she'd go out to eat with me and wow Steve-A-Boom.
by GrYp December 28, 2009
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Steve Caul

The art of legend killing. When somebody puts down a legend, it is said that the person has pulled a Steve Caul (the original legend-killer)
Person A (legend): Oh ya I love to make buns.

Person B: Oh ya just like I love your momma's buns.

Person C: Wow, person C just totally Steve Caul-ed it all up in your grill and shit.
by Ronsputin May 18, 2010
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stepdad steve

the greatest mother fucker alive. stepdad steve is a great friend and you can always count on him. he is a yeeyeer and hes really funny and if you know a step dad steve you're a lucky gal. micropenis.
stepdad steve is a badass mofo! YEEYEE
by stepdadsteve January 20, 2018
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rusty steve

This is a ice cream snikers bar inserted in the butt. And eaten before it melts.
Gloria let me eat the rusty steve last night!!!!!!
by cog rod July 22, 2010
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