Standing ovation

When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can

There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation

by Piccolo, Pete and alice b February 4, 2024

COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.

Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.

by the AV Flu April 11, 2020

The Standing Eleven

The Standing 11 is a sex position in which one person licks and sucks another person's foot while standing, while the other person reciprocates while performing a handstand.

If performed correctly, the two participants will form the shape of the number 11.

Whatchoo doing tonight girl? Wanna come over and do The Standing Eleven? Show me what them toes do.

by FootDude69 February 18, 2025

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

stand n fall

when u get up too fast and pass out

friend: u ok?
me: yea just had a stand n fall

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

Fuck Stand

An advanced sexual yoga position where the female is inverted while being penetrated from above. Considered an advanced technique due to the pressure on the female’s back and neck. Also known as the ‘butter churner’

‘My neck is sore cos I had a fuck stand with the neighbour and now I can nearly look sideways’

by Deenextdoor June 12, 2023

Stand up

Are you serious right now? Or you need better taste

“I really like this man!”
“Girl you need to stand up”

by anonymous September 12, 2022