Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"
by Barista420 September 8, 2012
Get the Steve Jobmug. A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
by notstevejohnson September 22, 2011
Get the Steve Johnsonmug. Hey i was talking to this girl named Tiffiny and she said she'd go out to eat with me and wow Steve-A-Boom.
by GrYp December 28, 2009
Get the Steve-A-Boommug. The greeting/pet name for anyone named Steven, Stephen or Steve that you really like, but either have nothing else important to say to them or you can't recall their last name. May be followed by "Stevemeister", "Steve-O" and/or "The Stevester."
by Steven Sebastien-Browkofthski May 2, 2011
Get the Steve-A-Reenomug. The sexual act of wetting one's pinky, sticking it in an anus, and quickly retracting it to make a wet popping noise
Guy 1: Bro did you bang her last night
Guy 2: You know I did. Even gave her a little extra surprise
Guy 1: Pinky Steve?
Guy 2: (Troll face)
Guy 2: You know I did. Even gave her a little extra surprise
Guy 1: Pinky Steve?
Guy 2: (Troll face)
by Heff Garsha May 29, 2011
Get the Pinky Stevemug. the greatest mother fucker alive. stepdad steve is a great friend and you can always count on him. he is a yeeyeer and hes really funny and if you know a step dad steve you're a lucky gal. micropenis.
by stepdadsteve January 20, 2018
Get the stepdad stevemug. by cog rod July 22, 2010
Get the rusty stevemug.