Anal Spider

A sex move in which you stick your thumbs into someones anus and use your other fingers to squeeze the ass cheeks, causing the anus to open wide as you then move your thumbs in a circular motion.

Did you see how wide her asshole got after that anal spider?

by Not RyoHazuki September 8, 2005

Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.

Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!

by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011

Tub-Spider

Any species of spider that you find living in your tub.

Today, I went to take a shower and found a tub-spider.

by Th3BaconNinja April 18, 2010

Cooter Spider Legs

Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.

Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!

by Molly McButter May 24, 2010

ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.

I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.

by Sarev0k August 24, 2011

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

Dead Spider Position

Sex position that ruins the man's life in which the often freaky woman wraps her legs around the man right before he releases his love juices. The girl's legs are in a similar position to the legs of a dead spider; they are held tightly around the man, preventing him from pulling out as he b-b-b-busts.

Bruh Maren had me stuck in the dead spider position last night...

by raisin brand February 9, 2017