slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

Slow

Mainly used in Ireland. If someone is slow means they are slow in the head. Basically means that they did something wrong or said something wrong.

Tim joe: omfg is she acc slow Johnny: ikr she just fucking retarded like y tf did she do that she so slow

by Sound out March 30, 2019

Slow roastin

Jacking off with another person in the room quietly so they don't hear

My roommate always has his pregnant girl friend in the room so I've been slow roastin it

by Hard and nasty March 5, 2014

Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.

Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021

slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023

Slow

Matt c. Is slow.

Matt was asked to hurry to the kitchen but was being slow.

by Nwebb1993 February 23, 2022

Slow & Steady

Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.

Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025