Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Slow

Anyone named Zack, Cody, Jack/Jake, John or any other basic white male name

That person has always been on the slow side
Isn’t their name Jake Jackson Johnson?
Yep

by gloxiniaofrepose10 June 5, 2023

slow bleach

When racist new management comes in and decides to subversively eliminate all POC under the guise of “meeting the current and future needs” of the cOrPoRaTiOn.

“These new leaders tryna slow bleach. It’s a shame that they don’t value diversity of thought and experience.”

by Dag roll 86 June 18, 2024

Jai slowed down

Celebrity dj and rapper from Tampa Florida who works with Soulja boy and dj wats also makes screw down music on YouTube. he makes sure you hear him

Jai slowed down drop that fire.

by Ella Bands July 10, 2024

Slow-getter-upper

A roommate or friend who gets up in the morning at a slow pace.

Jo is a slow-getter-upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

Slow Getter Upper

A person or animal who slowly gets up in the morning.

Jo is a Slow Getter Upper.

by SmokeyThief July 18, 2024

slow jam

Overall term for downtempo, slower songs, usually love-themed.

The term “Slow Jam” was created by The Chicago Defender back in 1961. Radio DJ "R Dub" made the term popular in mainstream radio; his Slow Jams show debuted in 1994 and today it can be heard on over 250 radio stations in 17 countries.

R Dub is playing Slow Jams tonight on my local radio station.

by Angela-Goddess April 19, 2025