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Shrek

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek just happened...
by LumoFN November 20, 2019
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Shrek

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!
Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.
by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018
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SHREK(KING)iscool

by waffledog October 27, 2018
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Shrek

Our ogre king daddy

Shrek is the most beautiful thing to exist. He is king daddy a title only awarded to Shrek. Go watch Shrek it will change your life for the better, like me I’m wearing a Shrek shirt.
You: who is Shrek?

Me: Shrek is king daddy the best ogre ever.
by BubblegumTears February 14, 2023
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Shrek 2020

a lie told to Millennials and Gen Z to get their hopes up for the greatest movie of all time
by love you 3000 November 29, 2019
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Hunky shrek stole my liver

hey hunky shrek!
Hunky shrek stole my liver
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by rhmpe December 20, 2022
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Shrek Here

Shrek Here means that you like hoes and my mom will kill you and drink vodka over your dead body
hey is shrek here

you: shut up
me: shrek HERE
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