September 2

National tall people day. Anyone who is taller than 5’5” gets $5 from a short person

Ayo pay up short person it’s September 2

by parreot September 2, 2021

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September 5

People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.

gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?

by ExtraFeverr September 22, 2020

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September 11th: day when two commercial airliners struck the world trade center.
They were hijacked by nineteen members from al-Queda, led by a man who lives in a cave half way across the world.
At least that's what the government tells us.
9/11 was an inside job. Planes might've crashed, sure, but the fires caused by them could no way make the buildings collapse so fast everyone's heads spun. There were explosions from the inside. It was planned by our government. False flagging has been done before, like when Hitler dressed up a prisoner as a Polish soldier, got him shot on German soil, all to make it look like Poland was invading to give Hitler an excuse to wage war.
The United States and United Kingdom needed a Pearl Harbor like event to go to war, and this was all too convenient!
For furthur detail just watch the Terror Storm videos, they make LOADS of sense.

"Oh my god have you watched Terror Storm about September 11th?"
"Yeah, it's so convincing!"

by screenaging July 29, 2007

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