Ancient chinese secret

The thing that retarded chinese man blabbers about.

-In my lair captured-
You: OMFG!! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!!!!!!11111
Me: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOW TRAPPED WITH CHINESE DUCT TAPE!!!! *thunder storm* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
You: Hmm...there must be some way to get out of here... *uses a............thing* YESSSSSSSSSSS
-3 hours later-
Me: WTF HOW DID THEY GET OUT?!
*chinese man pops out from nowhere*
Chinese man: Ancient chinese secret.. *brings scissors*
Me: Fuck.

by Light dragon (Anti-ED person) September 23, 2010

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Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

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Victoria Secret

Always accepted and difficult.

"Have you gotten Victoria secret?"

"It's difficult."

by phili 000 February 8, 2010

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secret weapon

A girl that you keep secret and just use for sex. Not good enough to take out in public, just good enough to keep around in case everything else falls through.

No action on a Friday night, resort to the secret weapon.

by UMCRider January 26, 2011

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