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Victor's Secretion

The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.
After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.
by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021
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Secret Elevator

The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about
by gingerKing January 8, 2015
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secrets

knowledge you have kept hidden for a long time until today
Me oh my, i got no secrets left to conceal
by Krkič July 5, 2019
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secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him
Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid
by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017
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secret NASA

Secret NASA made a big discovery today.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
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secret tap

The "secret tap" is a special gesture communicated by a hockey linesman to the head referee for when he wants a minor penalty called on the play. Often used to make minor hockey games more interesting or by lesser qualified referees leaning on the linesmens help.
Logan often had to use the "secret tap" with Alex as he missed multiple infractions per period.
by The Mr. Wonderful February 4, 2017
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Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
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