Rule 1

The Doctor Lies

River Song: Who told you he was dead?
Amy Pond: He did!
River Song: Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

by Book_Freak November 10, 2011

Ja Rule

well ja rule has a head shaped like a peanut so..............

well its not really a definition, its just that jaaaaaaaaaa rule is a dick

by stevie " the skill" July 22, 2003

Rule 19

The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rebecca Black is the epitome of Rule 19.

by flypossums May 23, 2011

Ja Rule

Jeffrey "Ja Rule" Atkins was at one time a successful rapper. He tried to imitate Tupac and miserebly failed lyrically and in conception of the fans. He has done a lot of duets with Ashanti but started singing his own hooks. His voice resembles that of Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. His career is largely overshadowed by his beef with 50 Cent, which grew to involve Eminem, D12, G-Unit, Busta Rhymes and Obie Trice. He suffered a lyrical assault at the hands the Interscop/Aftermath rappers. Since then, he has tried to pick up what's left of the shattered pieces of his career.

Kid: Mommy, who's that wack rapper singing on TV that sounds like Cookie Monster?

Mom: Oh, that's Ja Rule, honey

Kid: Damn, he sucks!

by John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smitt April 25, 2006

three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006

The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.

I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.

by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010

Rule 41

An internet rule popularized via motivational poster that states that something needs more desu, no exceptions.

Person A: We need more pizza, desu.
Person B: What?
Person C: Rule 41.

by Kagi Omiya February 2, 2009