Prostirape

Both whore and client enter the procedure as agreed, however the client flees before paying. Cases of prostirape are common in occurance, and similar in nature to 'doing a runner' from a restaurant.

A horny man enters a phone booth and rings one of these typical XXXFUQFUQFUQ numbers. The whore arrives on the street corner and does not get to capitalise on her sexual encounter.

by green_will May 24, 2004

prostitosticles

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.

1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.

by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009

prostitute in training

A female below the age of 18 who walks around public places in cloths that are too revealing for her current age. also known as, Jailbait.

Man 1: "Look at that chick man she's hot."

Man 2: "nah man that's gross, shes only 16. she must be a prostitute in training."

Man 1: "yeah your right, I can't belive her parents would let her do something like that to herself."

by Spiderdude30 December 16, 2011

prostitute mortician

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

post-iting

the act of covering someones item in post-it notes. Most of the time the item is a car/boat but any somewhat large item will do.

Last night we went post-iting. We did it to Stevie boy, he was so pissed that he had to clean off his boat.

by njab42 May 7, 2008

Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008

post lunch syndrome

Parody of Pms. A condition where one is sleepy after a meal, normally not a problem at home where you can sleep. However this condition is a danger at school or at work. Under this condition, a person feels tired, not able to think too clearly, and wants to sleep on the spot.

post lunch syndrome

After lunch

Student comes to class tired, walks over to desk and sits down. Soon after the teachers starts class the student falls asleep.

Student: ZZzzzZZZ *snore*
Teacher: "Wake up!" *hits desk with a yardstick* *Student wakes up startled and abruptly.* "Are you having post lunch syndrome?"

by Jonrod January 26, 2009