Dude I need to pee but if I stop the security guards will catch up.. I guess I will have to skateboard pee on this fence
by Sean Rogers May 13, 2005
Get the Skateboard Pee mug.A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.
"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010
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Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!
*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.
eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!
*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.
eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
by ckkay December 15, 2010
Get the peeing on the inside mug.Also known for being a commentary on society itself. It's counter part is "pee pee poo poo fart." Not only is poo poo pee pee fart a commentary on society but is a cause of discourse in the piss and shit community. The majority of people will say put the pee pee first, but the minority of people who put the poo poo first no longer wish to be silenced. An uproar is coming.
by thephilosophyguru February 1, 2021
Get the poo poo pee pee fart mug.Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.
Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."
Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!
Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"
by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009
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1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
1) To excessively post on one's social networking page as a means of expressing possession or ownership. Common offenders include obsessive, insecure, or attention-craving significant others, as well as young teenagers and generally crazy stalkers.
12:53 pm : HEY BABESICLE! JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND I <33 YOUUU! SEE YOU IN AN HOUR!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
1:00 pm : SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU! BE OVER IN 10!
5:00 pm : Omg. We had the BEST time today! ;) muah! xoxo
Friend: You should really stop virtually peeing on your boyfriend. We get it..he's yours!
by Rikka32 December 3, 2010
Get the virtually pee mug.A kinetic energy device that spins when urinated on - created to make peeing more enjoyable. A pee-whirly looks like a pinwheel or propeller.
Did you see the pee-whirly in that urinal? It lit up like a christmas tree and played music when I peed on it.
by tbagusmaximus July 15, 2010
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