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Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..
"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"
by goodbøy October 13, 2020
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Parker

A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.
Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?

Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about

Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018
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Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.
by tvdu stan July 31, 2022
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Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb
When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022
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Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.
Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”
by gay.llama February 20, 2023
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Parker

A litel peace of shit and acts like a girl on her period HAS no penis just vagina is name of kid
That parKer
by Penis makeer December 23, 2019
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amber parker

When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga
Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker
by Noah budaii November 13, 2017
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